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• Hace mucho no hago un coso de estos, así que los aburridos pueden leer si quieren.
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• 1: If you were of the opposite gender, what name would you want to have?
• Mmm... Tal vez Charly o Julian.
• 2: If you could witness any historical event in person, which one would it be and why?
• La guerra de Vietnam, el movimiento hippie y todo eso. Igual creo que no me gustaría estar obligada a presenciar ninguno. Todos los eventos históricos que me interesan en general son sangrientos o muy malos momentos.
• 3: What kind of sandwich best describes your personality?
• Galletita de agua, dulce de leche, manteca, galletita. Oh sí. No sé si me describe, pero aguante.
• 4: If your crush or significant other were to turn in to a ferret, what would you do? Would you still like/love them?
• ... ¿Qué carajos?
• 5: If you became dictator of your country, and you can enact one law that could not be repealed once you are forcibly removed from office, what would that law be?
• Ay, me da paja, se me ocurren muchas. Una ley musical es la primera que se me ocurrió, para que al músico se le pague como corresponde por su trabajo. De ahí hay muchas maneras, pero en fin.
• 6: What is your opinion of Canada?
• Me preocupan más las pirañas.
• 7: What is your patronous?
• Un tigre.
• 8: If you could change your skin color to anything outside of the natural palette of skin colors, what color would you choose?
• Verde, como los sims.
• 9: What was the last movie you chose not to watch?
• Sherlock Holmes. Pero ya la voy a elegir en algún momento, cuando se me pase la paja.
• 10: If you were a farmer, what would you grow?
• Jejejeje lechuga.
• 11: What do you miss the most?
• Esa parte de mi adolescencia que no fue una cagada.
• 12: What is your favorite sequel film?
• Back to the Future II o no sé, no se me ocurre otra secuela buena.
• 13: Rural area, small town, suburb, or big city?
• Rural area or small town.
• 14: What's your favorite branch of the military?
• :S:S:S
• 15: What year of school was best for you?
• Ninguno. La escuela es una mierda.
• 16: What is your favorite month, excluding whichever month contains your birthday?
• El mes de mi cumpleaños igual no es el mejor ni ahí. Aguante Enero. Vagancia, vagacia, vagancia.
• 17: What is your favorite type of pie?
• Torta de chocolate con crema y frutillas. Ay mamá.
• 18: Do you enjoy being single?
• Of course.
• 19: Do you prefer rivers, lakes, or oceans?
• Rivers. Los ríos son lindos.
• 20: If you had to have one feature on your body changed to a canine version of said feature, what would you choose?
• Ay, pero qué pregunta del orto.
• 21: What is your favorite font?
• Mi propia letra.
• 22: What is the highest number of cats you can imagine yourself owning?
• Tengo cuatro y no me imagino teniendo más por más que de hecho QUIERA más.
• 23: What was your last date like?
• Nunca tuve una "date". Al menos, no formalmente hablando.
• 24: Who are you?
• I am the walrus.
• 25: What is your least favorite illicit substance?
• Tu vieja.
• 26: What is your opinion on 80's music?
• Io opino ke es geñal XDXD
• 27: If you could add something to the high school curriculum, what would you add?
• Cantidad de gente que aniquilaste con tu motocierra: 5.
• 28: What is your favorite album artwork?
• El de Insomniac, cuarto album de Green Day. Paja buscar la imagen.
• 29: What is your favorite non-social networking website?
• Probably, mundowho.com (?).
• 30: What is your favorite boy band?
• Green Day, por supuesto =))
• 31: What is your least favorite casual dining establishment?
• Ay, otra pregunta pt.
• 32: You are allowed one beverage and one candy for the rest of your life. What would you choose?
• OMG. Coca Cola y... *se suicida*.
• 33: If you had to be stranded somewhere on Earth, miles from civilization, what biome would you choose and why?
• Selva. Porque es lo más, no sé, capaz que me pica una serpiente y me muero.
• 34: What is your preferred projectile?
• Cats.
• 35: You have inherited a nightclub in a major city. What modifications would you make to it?
• Lo transformo en un lugar lleno de rock.
• 36: What have you done recently to dismantle the patriarchy?
• Patriarchy can suck my invisible dick :)
• 37: What song did you most recently get tired of due to its overplaying?
• Cualquiera de Coldplay me tiene las bolas llenas por culpa de mi hermana.
• 38: What is your favorite piece of clothing?
• Mis shorts <3 .="" li="">
• 39: What was the most awkward moment of your romantic history?
• JAJAJAJA mi vida, si supieras.
• 40: What brought you to Tumblr?
• El estar al pedo.
• 41: What product or service do you find ridiculously overpriced?
• Las hojas A3. ¿PUEDE SER QUE ESTÉ DOS MANGOS UNA HOJA? Váyanse a lavar el culo.
• 42: Why did you send the last anonymous Tumblr message you sent?
• No mandé nunca ninguna pregunta en tumblr.
• 43: Who is your favorite one-hit wonder of the last twenty years?
• Tu vieja parte II.
• 44: How many people, outside of your immediate family, do you know the birthdays of by heart?
• Mmm... Varias, aunque llegué a contar tres nomás j3j3.
• 45: What is your favorite speech?
• Tu vieja XD.
• 46: What is your least favorite song from your favorite musical?
• ¿Tengo un musical favorito? Ke horror holiday del musical.
• 47: How do you feel about dating exes?
• Opino que te podés meter ésta pregunta en el culo. WEEE.
• 48: What is your favorite vegetable?
• I hate vegetables.
• 49: Who is your favorite fictional villain?
• James Moriarty.
• 50: What is your favorite police procedural?
• HASTA NUNCA, BABOSOS.